The Mini Pig Is a Unicorn — But the Kune Kune Comes Close

Let’s clear something up: there’s no such thing as a “forever tiny” pig. The idea of a teacup pig that stays puppy-sized for life? That’s a myth—more fantasy than fact. A unicorn, if you will.

But just like the rhino gave us a glimpse of what a real unicorn might’ve looked like, the Kune Kune pig is as close as we get to that myth made real.

Kune Kunes (pronounced “cooney cooney”) are the most manageable, people-friendly pigs on the planet. They’re small—not micro. Calm—not chaotic. And when raised right and not overfed, they stay beautifully compact, often topping out around 60–80 pounds. That might sound big, but for pigs, that’s a featherweight.

What makes mine different? It’s not just the breed—it’s how they’re raised.

These pigs are born naturally, on our off-grid microfarm, without industrial pressure or stress. They eat organic greens, wind-fallen fruits, and hand-blended grains. They grow up hearing birdsong, music, and laughter—not machinery.

They’re socialized, handled daily, and treated like living art. I don’t raise pigs by the dozen. I raise them like family, in small batches, with intention and respect.

So while the “mini pig” might be a myth, the Kune Kune is the truth behind it.

And if you’re lucky enough to live with one, you’ll understand why people once believed in unicorns.